why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
i hate this site
Look! I made a thing!!
For my Design Methods class we had to choose a book and re-design it’s cover. I picked The fault in Our stars by John Green <3. I suck with type, but I’m pretty happy how this turned out. It was a fun homework and the best part is that now I have a personalized book jacket for one of my favorite books <3Dear John Green, if you ever see this around tumblr, I hope you like it XDMAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way